F-U-T-S-A-L
It’s not that I’m any good at it. See, I spend around RM25-30 on average per week playing futsal. And that doesn’t include the pricey mineral water and 100Plus I bought between games.
I love futsal because…
- In futsal, I have a pretty respectable reputation for-well, not for my flair-but for being the always hectic and pushy organizer.
- Nobody plays it for fun. Everybody wants to WIN. And I love being a sore loser.
- I get to have that sexy love-bite looking bruises all over my leg.
- I get to bruise my big toenails. On both feet. Now, how often you get that?
- Friendly matches always turn out to be hostile matches.
- It’s interesting to see how the winning teams are always hostile while the losers are always friendly.
- When we lose, there’s always someone bitchy to talk about.
- When we win, there’s always ourselves to talk about.
- When you’re not performing well, you can always blame it on the old bruises or some imaginary injuries.
- At the end of every game, we get to have our own inevitable “Who Has The Most Severe Bruises Wins” little contest.
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Only you get the toenails bruised, most people don’t… the rest of us don’t try to keep our toenails long like you do, we don’t try to be FEMININE by keeping long toenails haha
I love no 7 and 8 because it is so true! Oh how I miss futsal.